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Fine. I was the one who bugged him. And now I regret why I ever asked him to interview me at all. Gaah. :P

So we interrupt our regular programming to make way for this rare meme that originated from I don’t know where and I can only go this far to trace where it came from. Anyway, what do you know, it reached this site. That’s what matters.

Here are the rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Ayt. Let’s do this. ;)

If a pirate were to kidnap you and made you walk the plank, how would you use your SEO skills to bargain for your life? I won’t. He’s a pirate my goodness. Unless he’s a pirate who carries around a laptop, or anything that resembles, I duno, a Treo maybe, or an iPhone, which he uses to surf the net with or something (then again, even with those gadgets I probably wouldn’t bother), I wouldn’t waste the last few minutes of my life explaining to him what SEO is. It’s hard enough explaining SEO to web designers, and to web copywriters, how much more to a pirate? So most likely, I’ll do something else, like, charm him to death, and promise him true love or something. Otherwise, I’d rather die a peaceful death. :P

You mentioned in your tech blog (pinkseo.info) that you’re set on buying a Nikon D40. If you suddenly saw a limited “PINK” edition Canon DSLR for the exact same price, would you forego that choice for the aesthetics? Why? There’s a pink Canon DSLR??! *beaming* I’d choose pink anytime. I’m predictable that way. Haha. But no, of course there’s no PINK canon DSLR. So Nikon’s still the way to go babyyy!! Yeaah! :P

Explain SEO in the form of a haiku.
Stuff keywords and links
Index me, crawl me, rank me
Google please love me

Would you rather have split ends or heavy eyebags for the rest of your life? Explain your answer using references from any fairy tale. Split ends. A prince climbing up Rapunzel’s hair is not nearly as romantic as Belle staring into the beast’s eyes and not caring about anything else but that which she sees in his eyes.

You wish your future children to have everything that they could ever ask for, except one thing so that he or she may always have something to aspire for. What is this one thing? Luxurious life. I’d want them to have everything they’d ever need, but I also want them to grow up living simple lives — contented with the basics, and happy with what they have. I don’t want them depending on us, their parents, or anyone for that matter, to make life easier for them. I want them to learn to work for it, after all, the (extra) luxuries is not the icing on the cake, rather, it’s the self-fulfillment that came with working hard and doing your best to achieve something is that which matters most. ;)

Thanks, Jayvee.

It’s your turn now. You know what to do. :)

Edit: On the second thought, I find thinking of questions to ask even harder than answering someone else’s questions haha. So okay. If you want to annoy me, or challenge me or whatever, ask me to interview you. (But don’t worry Kuya Arnold, I’m already making your interview questions. Hehe.)